Tiger Woods Apple Core sold on eBay

Where was I about Littler Bug?  Ok, today’s big news was that Tiger Woods Apple Core sold on eBay for US$36,000.

I was at the US Open this Friday, following Tiger Woods down the 12 th Fairway, after his tee shot, he was eating an apple, 30 yards from his ball he discarded his apple core in the rough, I asked a photothe to kick it over my way, and he did, I never touched the core, Scooped it up in a empty beer cup, as not to disrupt the DNA, Ive got lots of witness’…all moneys go to my daughters college fund

Ok, Tiger must have been littering for this Dad to pick it up?  Or am I lacking imagination?  Well, I certainly don’t know the rules of golf.

Which school is his daughter going to, and what would the highest bidder do with it?  Any one still remember a girl who put herself on eBay for a Superbowl date?

SI reported that Tiger is out of season.  He played on a broken shin but still managed to beat a journeyman.  Littering or not, a champ is a champ.  But, Tiger, Lion, Cheetah, Jaguar or Cat, would you pls set a good example not to litter next time?  The world is watching you know ..  Do you think that the Eastern Garbage Patch would reduce over the time if Tiger is sentenced to do community service for lettering, like clean up the street for 100 hours?  It’s so true 有教育没教养 – education can’t change the breeding.  You’re what you’re to the core.

Elise: last summer King played few holes at Clearview for his last day of the golf camp.  Parents were allowed on the course.  I spotted (see below) more than dozen cigarette butts.  It’s disgusting!!  I’ll hate to say this, but those public courses are popular with the Koreans.  And boy they smoke.

Let’s DNA those butts, and send the offenders to 100 hours of community service.
 

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