Ryan Johansen, 1992

March 1, 2024 at 9:22 pm · Filed under Ice hockey

Ryan Johansen (1992-; 2010) is a Canadian ice hockey centre for the Colorado Avalanche – newly traded. He was drafted 4th in 2010, by the Canadian team Columbus Blue Jackets.

A friend’s niece had dated him since college but broke up because of him couldn’t say no to other gfs.

I certainly admire her principle but in reality, there are more girls who will throw themselves at him, a $8m a year player – he signed a 8 year / $64,000,000 contract with the Nashville Predators in 2017.

Ryan Johansen (1992-; 2010)

加拿大瑞恩·约翰森 (Ryan Johansen, 1992 年-; 2010 年) 是科罗拉多雪崩队的冰球中心 – 新交易. 2010年, 他以第四顺位被加拿大球队哥伦布蓝衣队选中.

一个朋友的侄女从大学开始就和他约会, 但因为他无法拒绝其他女友而分手.

我当然钦佩她的原则. 但事实上,有很多女孩会向他投怀送抱 – 年薪$8m 的球员—他在2017年与纳什维尔掠夺者队签订了一份8年/$6,400万美元的合同. 觉得朋友的侄女和他很般配 … 只能叹息

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It’s a good serve, coach said

February 28, 2024 at 8:22 pm · Filed under Tennis

Is this a good serve??? The coach says so … but why do I still see the waiter’s tray?

 

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Blue Dolphin, we christen it

February 24, 2024 at 2:05 pm · Filed under Sail & kayak

Finally we’ve our Sea Eagle kayak‘s launching ceremony 下水典礼 at E.G. Simmons and christen it Blue Dolphin.

… more pix n videos on Google Maps

We purchased it in May 2023. Seriously I could NOT believe myself not using it sooner.

Shortly off the kayak launch ramp at E.G. Simmons, we encounter a dolphin or two. It/they followed us for good 10 minutes. I just thought Dolphin would be an appropriate name for our kayak. And Linda added Blue.

 

So Blue Dolphin it is.

The inflatable Sea Eagle 380x is very solid and spacious. The seats we purchased (not inflatable) are comfortable.

终于 昨天我们的 kayak 小划艇举行了下水典礼 – 去年 5 月买它以来, 说实话, 我不敢相信自己没有早点使用它. 天天在忙啥呀

命名蓝海豚 因为一下水就被海豚追随 – 这个公园多海牛.

… more kayaking trips

 

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Nassau County bars transgender athletes

February 23, 2024 at 11:14 am · Filed under Sports

New York Times: Transgender participation in women’s sports has been restricted in 24 states. Now, by executive order, it has been banned at more than 100 facilities in Nassau County, on Long Island.

Bruce Blakeman, the Nassau County executive and a Republican, signed an executive order barring girls’ and women’s teams that include transgender athletes from using county facilities. It was the latest effort in a nationwide push to limit transgender athletes from competing.

The order, which did not require the approval of the County Legislature, took effect immediately. It was not immediately clear whether Blakeman’s action was legal under the state’s human rights law.

His office said the ban would affect thousands of teams across all levels. Last year, the Big East Conference, which has 11 member universities, held its swimming championship in Nassau County. The Big East did not respond to a request for comment on the ban.

The reaction was immediate. Bobby Hodgson, the director of L.G.B.T.Q. Rights Litigation at the New York chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, said in a statement that Blakeman’s order was illegal and that the organization would “consider all options to stop it.”

Jami Taylor, a political science professor at the University of Toledo and an expert on L.G.B.T. politics, told my colleague Claire Fahy that Blakeman had ignored both state law and a Supreme Court ruling, a 1977 case that allowed Renée Richards (1934-) to compete in the women’s draw at the U.S. Open. Richards, now 89, was one of the first openly transgender athletes in professional sports.

Assemblywoman Gina Sillitti, a Democrat who represents parts of Nassau County, said that Blakeman had issued the order to score political points. Blakeman was elected in 2021 after campaigning against mask mandates, which had angered some suburban parents and businesses during the pandemic. He also focused on crime and bail reform.

Blakeman, who signed the order at a news conference, referred to transgender girls who competed on women’s teams outside New York, saying that he wanted to “get ahead of the curve here in Nassau County.” The order does not restrict transgender boys and men from competing on boys’ and men’s teams.

When he was asked how many transgender athletes compete in Nassau County, he said he did not know. He also said, without citing a source, that fewer than 1 percent of the county’s residents identify as transgender and that he was not sure how many, if any, competed at county facilities.

Juli Grey-Owens, the executive director of Gender Equality New York, a group that took part in a protest outside the building where Blakeman’s news conference took place, said there were about 17,000 transgender people in Nassau and Suffolk Counties, which have a combined population of about 2.9 million.

She said the question was how many transgender athletes were even involved in local women’s and girls’ sports.

“Every time that question is asked, they come back with no answer,” she said, referring to proponents of bans like Blakeman’s, “because they have a solution looking for a problem.”

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3-6, 3-6 w/ golfer

February 23, 2024 at 12:55 am · Filed under Tennis

Waiter’s tray is still there – it has been months and many double faults. I’m a little discouraged 小崩溃

One fellow player on FB left me this long help note:

Irene, I have to ask exactly what are you after? The post indicates elimination of double faults and frustrations, which in and of themselves are great goals. However, watching your clip I’m struck by the fact that your motion, at least in this clip, is NOT dynamic at any point of the motion. Another observation is that your ball toss is both erratic and has an inconsistent release point. If I was forced to compare your service motion to a professional, past or current, I’d point to Francois Durr. That is not bad, after all she did play professional tennis and did have success BUT …. you have a major relationship with the western grip. Others have already touched on this, but the western grip is not intended for balls above your head. The main reason being is that ANY rotation of your shoulder, bend to your elbow, or rotation at you wrist or change in grip pressure will change the angle of incidence/contact with the ball. A good way to think about the service motion is not so much throwing a football, as that is not a universally understood skill, but rather reaching for an item on a high shelf. Most people when they reach for items on a high shelf move to a position with their hip as close to the shelf as possible to allow them to have a full or complete EXTENSION of their arm and torso to touch and grasp the item. The same is true for the service motion, the more you are reaching for the ball the better the extension, more power, consistency, spin and less frustration. So how to think and train for a better service motion. The simplest manner to train for consistency is to start with the grip. Stand at the service line and put your racket flat against your leg with the bow of the racket touching the ground. grasp the racket handle so that your hand is parallel to your leg, THAT is a continental grip. With this grip firmly in mind move to a fence with a windscreen. Place your non-dominant hip and shoulder against the fence and emulate your service motion toward the apex of the motion, the contact point. You will notice as you do this your body will want to turn into the fence, this is called pronation. This position is where 100% of successful players make contact with the ball, this is what you need to emulate. As you progress and move back to the court this motion will allow you a better angle to the opposite court and as an added bonus when you execute properly it will help your body to embrace proper mechanics and “pull” you into the court as you strike the ball. If you review your clip once you finish your motion you are still behind the baseline. A proper service motion should naturally “pull” you forward, almost making you feel like you are falling into the court. At this point I must emphasize that a step into the court is both natural and important. If you are not stepping into the court after contact your motion is not a complete motion. The next issue you need to address is the ball toss. The term toss is a misnomer, it should be though of as you “placing” the ball at a specific place every time for your motion. Thinking to the service motion process we discussed above you need to place the ball at a consistent height. The best way to think of this is as a formula; Your Height (H) + length of arm above your head level(A) + racket length (R) + gravity (G) = the optimum height to place the ball for a proper service. I will use my specifics as an example: I am 6’2″, the part of my arm above my head is 24″, the length os my racket is “27” and the force of gravity, that is the distance a ball will drop anywhere in the world while I’m swinging to the contact point, is 28″ . (H)74+(A)24+(R)27+(G)28 = 153″ or 12.75 feet high. the next ideal to grasp is that the ball must be placed in a position forward of your body to allow proper pronation into the ball as we trained for against the fence/windscreen. Many instructors speak to some place one racket length ahead of your non-dominant leg, depending upon your range of motion that location can and will change. The best mental picture for this process is to imagine standing in the doorway from a room into a hallway. The ball you are “tossing/lifting” you are placing into the hallway outside of the doorway you are standing in at the moment. Another benefit of this thought process is that it helps to remind you to step/walk through the door into the hallway/court. If all of this seems like so much wet spaghetti the one take away you should focus upon is ball toss and height of toss. Even with your current motion and grip those two alone will greatly improve your results. If you are not going to play competitive tournament tennis seeking radical change may not actually be for you. Just consistent may be what you should be seeking… but only you can make that determination.

… Thank you so much!

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Renée Richards, 1934

February 22, 2024 at 4:47 pm · Filed under Tennis

She was born in New York City as Richard Raskind on August 19, 1934, to David Raskind, an orthopedic surgeon. His mother was one of the first female psychiatrists in the United States, in addition to being a professor at Columbia University. This “nice Jewish boy” grew up in Forest Hills, graduated from Horace Mann School, Yale and University of Rochester Medical Center (1959) specialized in ophthalmology.

At Horace Mann, he excelled as the wide receiver for the football team, the pitcher for the baseball team, and on the tennis and swim teams. New York Yankees Invited him to join he decided to focus on tennis.

He married model Barbara Mole in June 1970, had a son Nicholas in 1972, was divorced in 1975 when he transitioned to a woman.

His fame came in 1976 when he was ousted by TV anchor Richard Carlson, the father of Tucker, now Renée Richards. And her subsequent law suit against US Open, and won. But she lost in the first run in 1977 US Open to Virginia Wade (1945-).

As a men, he first played in US Open in 1953, lost in the first run, so did 1956 and 1960. He made into the second run in 1955 and 1957.

He returned to ophthalmologist, working on Park Avenue in 1980 after quitting tennis circuit.

1934年8月19日, 她出生于纽约市. 原名Richard Raskind. 父亲是整形外科医生David Raskind. 除了是哥伦比亚大学的教授外,他的母亲还是美国第一批女精神病学家之一.  这个“漂亮的犹太男孩”在森林山长大,毕业于霍勒斯曼学校, 耶鲁大学和罗切斯特大学医疗中心(1959年),专攻眼科.

在Horace Mann 霍勒斯曼学校, 他作为足球队的外接手、棒球队的投手以及网球和游泳队的出色表现. 纽约洋基队邀请他加入, 他决定专注于网球.

他于1970年6月与模特Barbara Mole结婚,1972年有一个儿子Nicholas,1975年他过渡到女性时离婚.

他的名声出现在1976年, 当时他被电视主播Richard Carlson赶下台 (Richard Carlson是Tucker的父亲)现在是Renée Richards. 她随后对美国公开赛提起诉讼，并获胜. 但她在1977年美国网球公开赛的第一次比赛中输给了弗吉尼亚·韦德(1945-).

作为一名男子,他于1953年首次参加美国网球公开赛,在第一场比赛中输了, 1956年和1960年也是如此. 他在1955年和1957年打进了第二圈.

1980年在退出网球巡回赛后 他回归眼科医生,诊室在纽约的公园大道上.

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Overgrip: how hillbilly does tennis

February 21, 2024 at 9:54 pm · Filed under Tennis

Wednesday’s laugh, really:

So Irene continues her quest to improve her serve, and turned to the coach this morning.
Coach: “let me see how you hold your racket.”
I did. He did some adjustment. Then looked hard at my handle/overgrip.
“Irene, who did this?”
“Myself”, I said proudly.
…
It’s all wrong. It’s inside out …
… Guess this is how Hillbilly does her tennis lah.

Did I feel something isn’t right? Of course I did.

Did I try to change? Of course I didn’t.

Let’s talk about something else.

Like what?

… tennis … lol

I spent much the hour working on my serve, but I did get a little lesson on forehand: right leg stays behind.

怀疑人生了 … 教练说教俺怎么握拍子 … 然后问 “谁帮你换的?”

俺得意洋洋的说 “自己呀”

教练说 … 弄反了

… 简直怀疑人生

🤣🤣🤣 俺还天天在这儿晒

瞎 吹牛 [捂脸][调皮]

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6-2, 6-2

February 17, 2024 at 8:37 pm · Filed under Tennis

Paused for a month, I played really well today (no doubles … but not sure if my waiter’s tray is gone …), although started off with 0-2 in the first set.

It rained a little but we’re able to continue and finish our game.

Best of all, I’ve the homemade dumplings for dinner -:)

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Messi sits out game in Hong Kong, triggers China’s ideological paranoia

February 14, 2024 at 12:53 pm · Filed under Musing

Messi’s mess in Hong Kong

Soccer star Lionel Messi sits out game in Hong Kong, triggers China’s ideological paranoia, 2024.2.14

The recent furor surrounding Lionel Messi‘s absence from a soccer game in Hong Kong provides a striking illustration of China’s deep-seated ideological paranoia and a tendency toward political schizophrenia.

At the heart of this controversy lies the Chinese Communist Party‘s profound suspicion of the international community, rooted in a belief of a pervasive and coordinated conspiracy aimed at undermining the communist government. This mindset propels the Communist Party to interpret even the most minor incidents as evidence of a grand scheme against it, often leading to exaggerated and absurd reactions that serve to justify its paranoid worldview — and its aggression and belligerence.

On Feb. 4, the Argentine-born international soccer star Lionel Messi was in Hong Kong with his team, Inter Miami, for a match with a Hong Kong team. Mr. Messi, however, stayed on the substitute bench throughout the game due to what the visiting team’s doctor described as an injury. The disappointed Hong Kong fans discovered that Mr. Messi nevertheless played for 30 minutes in a soccer match in Tokyo a short while later.

Suddenly, this minor sports incident involving Mr. Messi has been seized upon by the Chinese government’s extensive propaganda machine as a symbol of an alleged vast international conspiracy. Mr. Messi‘s decision not to play in Hong Kong has been construed as a move orchestrated by myriad forces, each with its own historical and ideological significance to China.

First, the reaction to Mr. Messi‘s absence cannot be disentangled from the Chinese leaders’ profound loathing of the recent political developments in Argentina. Argentina’s shift from a long-standing alignment with left-wing political forces toward the free-market stance championed by the newly elected president, Javier Milei, has been a source of contention for the Chinese government.

Mr. Milei’s explicit rejection of socialism and his opposition to Argentina joining the BRICS pact, a coalition seen as an alternative to Western economic dominance and which China aims to lead, represents a direct challenge to China‘s influence. Mr. Messi, as a global icon of Argentine identity, has thus become an unwitting participant in this ideological battle, with his not playing in Hong Kong interpreted as a deliberate act of defiance and a statement against China‘s political ambitions.

Second, the narrative constructed around Mr. Messi’s club, Inter Miami, further exemplifies the extent of the Chinese Communist Party‘s ideological paranoia. Chinese state media announced that the Florida-based soccer club is an anti-communist front organization with collaboration with the CIA.

The Global Times, an official Chinese Communist Party mouthpiece specializing in international affairs and anti-U.S. fanaticism, published a hit piece on Feb. 8 entitled “Messi’s Soccer Club Bosses Have Ties to the CIA,” alleging the father of two of the club’s three owners, brothers Jorge and Jose Mas — the other owner is the retired British soccer star David Beckham — was recruited by the CIA after he fled to Fidel Castro’s Cuba.

The Global Times concluded that “It’s highly unlikely that Messi’s snub to Hong Kong and China was his personal decision. It’s most likely that he acted according to instructions given to him by his bosses (fathered by a CIA agent).”

Thus, Mr. Messi’s absence from the field is framed as part of a broader anti-communist agenda, suggesting a level of international collusion that borders on the fantastical. Such claims reflect the Chinese government’s tendency to view world affairs through a lens of ideological confrontation, where every action is seen as part of a larger battle against communism.

The case of Japan serves as another layer in this complex narrative, with Mr. Messi’s participation in a game in Tokyo following his absence in Hong Kong sparking further speculation and conspiracy theories. Hu Xijin, the Chinese Communist Party‘s most notorious and noxious propagandist, tweeted on Feb. 6: “Why didn’t Messi play in Hong Kong or participate in the handshake with HK chief executive? And why did he smile, run freely and looked fit in Japan?”

The Communist Party‘s reaction, demanding an explanation and apology from Mr. Messi, underscores a sensitivity to perceived slights and a readiness to interpret individual decisions as politically motivated.

Moreover, the incident touches on the sensitive issue of Hong Kong and its status in China‘s political framework. In 2017, upon request, Mr. Messi sent an autographed photo to one of his biggest fans, the jailed 2010 Nobel Peace Laureate Liu Xiaobo via one of Liu’s friends in Hong Kong. China was deeply paranoid about this and regarded Mr. Messi’s action as dangerous and subversive. On Feb. 7, Regina Ip Lau Suk Yee, a leading Chinese Communist Party proxy in Hong Kong, angrily wrote, “Messi should never be allowed to return to Hong Kong. His lies and hypocrisy are disgusting.” She continued, “Hong Kong people hate Messi, Inter-Miami, and the black hand behind them, for the deliberate and calculated snub to Hong Kong.” The vilification of Mr. Messi, based on his perceived support for human rights reveals the lengths to which the Chinese Communist Party is willing to go to suppress dissent and maintain its narrative of unity and strength. All in all, the uproar over Lionel Messi‘s not playing in a soccer game in Hong Kong encapsulates the communist worldview as the real force that animates China‘s political system. An entrenched ideological paranoia and a propensity for political schizophrenia characterize such a worldview. The Chinese government’s reaction to this incident reveals not only its deep-seated fears of international conspiracy but also the complex interplay of geopolitics, ideology and individual agency that shapes its engagement with the world. It serves as a perfect illustration of the ideological absurdity at the heart of China‘s political landscape. With it, an international superstar is now an international supervillain against the socialist motherland of China. • Miles Yu is a senior fellow and director of the China Center at the Hudson Institute. Copyright © 2024 The Washington Times, LLC. Click here for reprint permission. Please read our comment policy before commenting. Click to Read More and Vie

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Messi’s mess

February 13, 2024 at 1:53 am · Filed under Musing

The first time I heard of Messi’s Hong Kong trip was from a friend’s posting on WeChat on Feb 6 while in Argentina:

梅西的球队这么欺负香港人也是少见！香港后梅西球队到日本了，梅西却下场练球了。才几天啊？梅西在香港因伤不上场也就罢了，对观众说句道歉的话不行吗？向大家挥挥手不行吗？居然都没有。如果梅西球在日本比赛时上场了，香港人心都碎了！香港门票比日本门票还贵，却换来了这么个结果，真TM窝囊！

Six days later, I made a post about Messi after the Super Bowl when Taylor Swift’s bf Travis Kelce’s team Kansas City Chiefs won it, the second time in a row:

二mei
昨天Super Bowl Taylor Swift 霉霉男友队赢了
另外一个煤 因没出场 还在发酵
前几天的留言还多是 ‘不请他代言’之类的
[偷笑][捂脸] 人家稀罕吗?
如日中天的时候已经过了
能加入🇺🇸队的 都是半退休的 has been
啥原因他不肯出场?!?

他选了🇺🇸 钱是最少的
不过我觉得他是想自己的娃们在🇺🇸受教育吧?

Seriously, is this worth the commotion in China? A has been soccer star didn’t play, so what? Was his appearance written into the air-tight contract (no matter what, does he have to appear? or unless he’s injured?)? If so, it’s a legal dispute. If not, – like you didn’t pay for his appearance, then what’s the hell did you expect him to play?!?

Here are some coverage:

Today, I saw this great article (below), that I agree in many ways; and it made me thinking of an incident, more than quarter of century ago: In late 1990s, our village decided to hold fancy dinner party with next village on lunar Chinese new year. It was a great idea. For $100 per head, we got dress up, wine and dine. A few older couples used this opportunity to show case their ball room dance skills …

At that time, people from mainland was the minority. For some reason, one of the organizers loved me, dragging me everywhere to her social events. Dancing? Call Irene; singing? Call Irene; yoga at her home, call Irene. Big social event? Get Irene …

大眼李哥: 站住别动! 我是中国人民的感情 2024-02-15

​《笑傲江湖》开篇，就是一个体现中国富二代传统风骨的经典桥段：

那天，青城派掌门人余沧海的儿子率手下去至福州，进到小树林里一处酒家，刚点了盘土豆丝，见女服务员身材甚好，就慨然摸了一下女子的下巴。余公子的商业逻辑和心路历程很清晰：“大爷我出了钱，摸一把，让你给爷笑一个，怎么啦”……随后就昏天黑地的厮打，随后就被武功平平的林平之反杀。

余沧海的儿子至死没明白，人家开的饭店，不是鸡店，你付的是饭菜钱，不是包夜钱。

说起来算是旧闻了，倒跟《笑傲江湖》挺对标。前些天香港方面下了迈阿密队的单子打商业赛，付了土豆丝的钱，就想让梅西出台，让领导摸梅西的小手手。梅西赶紧两手揣兜绕开了。网上一通混天黑地厮打，打着打着，人们发现，是不是合同有猫腻……

眼见要被反杀，主办方得转移视线哪，来，上“中国人民的感情”。在漫山遍野的傻逼用着智能手机发表逻辑千疮百孔见识止于村东头的时代，这一招好使得跟动员村里老光棍闹洞房似的，终于可以合法性骚扰了。首付了恒大的楼买了河南银行的理财产品炒了A的股在冰天雪地高速上封了六天七夜的老六们，可逮着充气娃娃发泄了。

“梅西欠香港一个道歉”“梅西伤害了中国人民的感情”……这逻辑，估计余沧海听了也必须犯蒙，我儿花了一份炒土豆丝的钱去摸女服务员被反杀，挺丢人的，青城派就算去报复，也没脸跳出来说你伤害了格老子四川人民感情，你欠青城山九峰八十一观一个道歉。搞黑社会就搞黑社会，提什么家国情怀，你以为自己是陈近南？不，咱其实都是冯锡范。

某自媒体标题

​这件事太LOW了，不值一提。真正值得研究的是心理学。建议李玫瑾女士总结一个现象叫“仇恨转移”。当你反抗不了伤害你的人，就会去伤害曾伤害你的人需要你去伤害的人。别嫌这段文字绕，爱国蛊的思路就这么绕如西直门盘桥。随着智慧的网友越来越坐实主办方阴阳合同赚差价。爱国蛊退无可退，放出终极大招，鼻子一拍鲜血直流坐地下满地打滚：就算梅西不上场比赛，不让领导摸手，就不能对看台上的球迷招招手笑一笑吗？笑都不笑一个，伤害中国人民感情了。

看，绕来绕去，还是回到“给爷笑一个”。

理解那些花了钱没见着球王英姿的球迷的失望感，但这得去找主办方算账，跟梅西没一根土豆丝关系没有。科一个普：无论巴西还是德国，无论罗纳尔多还是贝肯鲍尔，没签比赛合同，人家连球场都不用进。梅西进了球场，当那是充话费免费赠送你的吧。

还有个人大过年的跑来跟我吧啦吧啦半宿，聊什么他发现了一个“无形契约”，说除了商业合同外，梅西是名人，所以负有对公众的责任，即使没签约，但你是名人，就得跟爷笑一个……这些没边界感的人儿啊，球员是卖球艺的，不是卖笑的，这么层层推进，下一步得让梅西陪你上床了。

看来巨婴们把职业球队当成文工团了，来，给陈局笑一个，来，让赵部长摸个小手手。可见某些中国男人的终极奋斗目标，还真是从傻逼苦修到当领导，然后接见文工团。所谓的爱国热情、民族情感、捍卫尊严，跟现代文明沾不着一根土豆丝，到头来总归是“来，小妞，给爷笑一个”。

一个职业球员就该是自由的，这是1848年英国人承继工业革命福荫定下的足球宪法，史称《剑桥规则》。那天，一头披头士发型的克鲁伊夫忽然烦了，就退出国家队。荷兰女王小心翼翼写了一封信求回归，克鲁伊夫看了一眼就扔纸篓，“老娘们你谁啊，管我踢不踢世界杯”，午夜派对去了。加缪，对，就是你常转高仿金句的那个诺奖加缪，优秀的足球运动员，率阿尔及利亚竞技队两获足球联赛冠军，肺结核痊愈了也不想踢球也不想当教练，搞写作去了，也没见球迷哭着喊着“你伤害了阿尔及利亚人民的感情”。

克鲁伊夫

​自由的球员才能创造那么多奇迹。咱不是转过很多遍“奴隶是建不成金字塔的”吗，要含奴量高的，出门左转，见一个公共厕所上面挂着牌子，上用金光闪闪的大粪写着俩字，“国足”……就是它了。

开始以为中国足球上不去是体质不好，后来发现是体制不好，再后来发现是博大精深文化的骨子里那点劣根，或者三者都占齐。

真特么是城门楼子和机枪头子的完美结合：中国足协（你顺着厕所往里走的那个单位就是）删除了与阿根廷队的合作，杭州取消了三月阿根廷来华比赛，极兔快递因力撑梅西被约谈，CCTV天下足球把片头的梅西经经典进球给删了，下一步梅西的所有进球是不是也会删除。想起有次封禁一个辱华的德国球星，中国企业就把广告转给了拉姆，二货们并不知道，拉姆在我国某件不可描述的事件上有过更惊人的言论。这么看来，以后CCTV天下足球，可播放的进球也不多了，除了国足。

“站住，别动，我是受伤害的中国人民感情！”

不自由的人，永远理解不了自由的心。玩蹴鞠，永远理解不了现代足球。

《水浒传》里，高俅使了一记华丽的“鸳鸯拐”，将球儿踢得如鳔胶粘在身上一般，让宋徽宗惊讶不已，从此平步青云。据南宋王明清著《挥麈录》，高俅其实本是苏东坡的书僮，很小就被买入府中，为人机灵，眼力劲好，跟着东坡也学了一些诗词歌赋，也常为东坡誊抄一些文案。苏东坡外调做官时，舍不得放这可人儿回乡，就把他送给了好友小王都太尉王诜，王诜是神宗皇帝的妹夫，是大宋国足领队徽宗的姑父，惺惺相惜，由此铸就一段中国史。

巨婴们这么歪看历史，苏东坡也伤害了中国人民的感情。
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《水浒传》剧照

​说回霍启刚。其实霍公子像王思聪那样天天泡妞就挺好，只要不强摸下巴，就是国产富家公子该干的事儿。可自从被誉为“民族担当”，这口烟就上了头，霍启刚幻觉自己成了霍元甲。药劲导致他刚骂完梅西辱华刚呼吁了中国人要有尊严，“民族担当”就携全家就回老家英国过年去了。

演呲了……心疼郭晶晶三分钟，你压得住世界上所有泳池的浪花，压不住老公的脑花。

也未必，霍启刚晓得这商业赛合同怎么回事，只是在博大精深的国家，总有一个规则，八年前我怒斥一个影视投资人：我跟你谈商业，你跟我谈江湖，我跟你谈江湖，你跟我聊政治，我跟你聊政治，你说哎，我还请你吃过饭呢……

都是余沧海的儿子，装什么令狐冲啊，捣的都是浆糊，笑傲什么江湖。

当年长城饭店办年会，主持人见下面坐着侯宝林，直接开喊“有请侯宝林老师来一段”。老爷子一头雾水“请我来的时候，没人跟我说要演节目啊”。主持人不依不饶“来一段，来一段”，一通起哄架秧子，逼得侯老爷子黑着脸直接走了。留下主持人在原地谴责“侯宝林不顾广大人民群众的感受，不顾大师身份，对中华传统曲艺的不尊重……”

当年韦小宝作为钦差大臣下扬州，地方上为表尊重专门安排了扬州名家来唱曲子，那名家的演唱水平真可谓“弦索一动，宛如玉响珠跃，鹂啭燕语”。可韦小宝索然无味，直接问“你会唱十八摸吗”，这让名家惊呆在原地，崩溃了三分钟，丢了琵琶，哭天抢地跑掉了。

“给爷笑一个”是传统文化瑰宝，无论是过年给长辈下跪领红包，无论是喝斥外卖小哥、调戏酒吧卖玫瑰花的小女孩，还是绑架侯宝林、梅西，内心动机是一样的。过程中免不了耍流氓，就跟孙扬似的，回来就说“他们看不起我们中国人”。就跟那款流氓手机一样，到处偷技术到处剽窃，被抓了包，就说外国人辱华，伤害了咱中国人的感情。

问题是，你徜徉在维多利亚港（估计以后得叫红旗港）的私家游轮上，你住在温哥华五百万豪宅里，从没想起咱是一伙的，在外面惹了事，就跑回来嚷嚷那谁谁伤害了咱中国人的感情。不就是想让我们给你耍流氓埋单吗。

长记性，所有这类故事，开头一定是在小树林里要求人家“给爷笑一个”，结尾一定是“伤害了中国人民的感情”。

李哥大眼/文

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评论 29

刘兴亮
2024-02-15 09:32:32
大眼的文笔，真是了得。

胖猫的小屋
2024-02-15 09:30:30
哈哈哈，“压得住全世界的水花，压不住老公的脑花”！说得太赞了

落花落_
2024-02-15 09:22:22
回复@用户7903952853:三无账号哈哈哈哈哈
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