{"id":10572,"date":"2009-08-05T11:45:57","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T15:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/?p=10572"},"modified":"2011-05-02T22:46:56","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T22:46:56","slug":"walter-lure-the-waldos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=10572","title":{"rendered":"Walter Lure & The Waldos"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"waldo\"<\/a>Waldo’s 3rd world tour<\/a> [Kalifornia] is coming up ..
\n– 8\/27 at Hollywood
\n– 8\/28 Huntington Beach
\n– 8\/29 San Diego<\/p>\n

Hey, Waldo, are you going to fly us out there to attend? I’ll get my red carpet dress ready \ud83d\ude42 and be sure to say that I like rock n roll and can rock too
\n.. So no 4-some that weekend? no singles either, I take?
\nLongevity comes to mind<\/a>, because most rockers either died of overdose, or died drunk and overdose ..
\nI think Waldo even quit smoking.
\nHey, W, come out to play with us at the park near you on Friday evenings. I need a partner since all the 3.5 boys are off to Syracuse<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’ll have to admit that many wives just have it sweeter and rosier than Irene. Like the couple I mentioned earlier<\/a>, the wife never stops criticizing her hubby, while he’s in action and off the court. Once Simon couldn’t take it any more, told her to be quiet because
\n“Your husband had tried his best .. give him a break ..”
\nAnd the hubby still plays tennis. With her.<\/p>\n

Irene?
\nI hand Golfer his sleepers when he comes home
\nTakes his briefcase
\nMake him his favored martini, dry with three olives
\nMy eyes were always cast down when I speak to him
\nI’m always so humble
\nIf he wants steak for dinner, I wouldn’t dare to even look at pork
\nIf he says north, I don’t dare to even venture toward northeast
\nI never muttered a word on or off the court
\nabout his play …
\nYet
\nGolfer has defected to golf for the past countable years and never once picked up tennis .. ok once in Hilton Head<\/a>, out of pity, he played on the Center Court at Sea Pines<\/a> ..<\/p>\n

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