My porcelain skinned girl friend Jin has been playing tennis with … … Simon. Upon hearing this news, my first reaction is: are you kidding me?! First of all, she doesn’t do any sport and probably thinks a drop shot is a shot of eye drops. Second of all, … well, I get it: he loves tennis so much that he’ll do anything to be on the court.<\/p>\n
Jin is clearly enjoying it. She diligently gets up at 7 AM, together with Tina, Jenny, etc., the 2.0 – 2.5 wives, playing or taking lessons from him. No wonder Simon never misses a day of work with us – now the weather is cool, we don’t start till 10 or 11. After through with us, he’ll head to Crochron park<\/a> in the afternoon.<\/p>\n She told me ..<\/p>\n Simon says, “If you work hard at it, and improve a little more, you can play with Irene!”<\/p>\n Oh boy, since when playing with Irene is a goal? Oh, I get it too: Irene sucks -:)<\/p>\n Btw, Jenny’s husband is a solid 4.0. Any way, Jin confirms: Simon drinks, smokes, talks non stop.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My porcelain skinned girl friend Jin has been playing tennis with … … Simon. Upon hearing this news, my first reaction is: are you kidding me?! First of all, she doesn’t do any sport and probably thinks a drop shot is a shot of eye drops. Second of all, … well, I get it: he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tennis-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}