{"id":37302,"date":"2012-12-03T04:12:23","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T04:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=37302"},"modified":"2012-12-10T01:34:18","modified_gmt":"2012-12-10T01:34:18","slug":"shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=37302","title":{"rendered":"Shenanigans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/iphone-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-37303\" title=\"text\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/iphone-1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>During the dinner, as so coincident, Golfer mentioned <em>shenanigans<\/em>: I told him about one tennis club says one thing then does totally another. To reciprocate, he entertained me with his ice hockey and golf clubs&#8217; shenanigans. As if it goes with the territory that many sports clubs are not run by the professionals but probably by a brother&#8217;s in-law&#8217;s nephew&#8217;s second cousin?<\/p>\n<p>Just as we were talking &#8211; I&#8217;m not making this story up &#8211; a mate called me up to say,<br \/>\n&#8220;I texted you to say John is ill, can&#8217;t come.&#8221; Dear John&#8217;s a potential replacement.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve five courts and 19 players.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh .. NO .. I didn&#8217;t get your text.&#8221; I said, very positively.<br \/>\nMy first instinct is .. go to play. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=37285\">But I really can&#8217;t<\/a>.<br \/>\n10 some fanatic calls followed for a sub.<br \/>\nFailed.<br \/>\nI re-read our text message. Honest to lord, I still didn&#8217;t get it.<br \/>\nAfter dinner, I asked a facebook friend to show me <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151174426768403&amp;set=a.10151082164178403.435561.551603402&amp;type=1&amp;theater&amp;notif_t=comment_mention\">how to take a snapshot of iPhone&#8217;s screen<\/a>, then proceeded to do so &#8211; wanting to prove my innocence. It&#8217;s only during the brief editing in Paint &#8211; wanted to white out friends names &#8211; did I saw the word <em>ill<\/em> then recall, YES, I saw it when my friend texted me in the afternoon but I thought that&#8217;s a typo for <em>in<\/em>.<br \/>\nDoes <em>ill<\/em> resemble <em>in<\/em>? Well, at that rushing moment, it did.<br \/>\nTruth&#8217;s, probably I&#8217;m just simply getting old.<\/p>\n<p>Very sorry guys ..<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I made a similar mistake not long ago: a friend text me &#8220;<em>cant play at xx<\/em>&#8220;. Apparently I misread <em>cant<\/em> as <em>CAN<\/em>, and directed two other player to xx while the texting player was waiting at location yy.<\/p>\n<p>Our 7.0 tonight at Randall&#8217;s Island, won 1D but lost 2D and 3D to the first place team that has swept two previous outings. It&#8217;s a crisis too: I&#8217;ve 20 players on the roster but could only field one court. That&#8217;s a record. After begging, threatening and screaming, was I able to put a full line up. It&#8217;s NOT fun, it&#8217;s A <em>work<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the dinner, as so coincident, Golfer mentioned shenanigans: I told him about one tennis club says one thing then does totally another. To reciprocate, he entertained me with his ice hockey and golf clubs&#8217; shenanigans. 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