{"id":382,"date":"2007-05-25T12:41:29","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T16:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/2007\/05\/25\/season-finale\/"},"modified":"2007-05-25T12:41:29","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T16:41:29","slug":"season-finale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"Season Finale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><embed quality=\"high\" scale=\"noscale\" salign=\"l\" wmode=\"transparent\" flashvars=\"cy=un&amp;il=1&amp;channel=288230376160251234&amp;site=widget-62.slide.com\" src=\"http:\/\/widget-62.slide.com\/widgets\/slideticker.swf\" name=\"flashticker\" style=\"width: 400px; height: 300px\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p style=\"width: 400px; text-align: left\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slide.com\/pivot?ad=1&amp;tt=3&amp;sk=0&amp;cy=un&amp;th=0&amp;id=288230376160251234&amp;map=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/widget-62.slide.com\/p1\/288230376160251234\/un_t003_v000_a001_f00\/images\/xslide1.gif\" isMap=\"true\" \/><\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slide.com\/pivot?ad=1&amp;tt=3&amp;sk=0&amp;cy=un&amp;th=0&amp;id=288230376160251234&amp;map=2\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/widget-62.slide.com\/p2\/288230376160251234\/un_t003_v000_a001_f00\/images\/xslide2.gif\" isMap=\"true\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mceitemhidden\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mceitemhidden\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mceitemhidden\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'\">Sizable parents and grandparents showed up for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ireneeng.com\/?p=372\">last game<\/a>\u00a0on home turf.\u00a0 But I thought it&#8217;s rather thin, given the size of the team.\u00a0 Slowpoke greeted me affectionately, made the coach &#8216;moan&#8217; as she\u00a0came to ask for sun screen: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to look like 60\u00a0when I&#8217;m only 30.&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0She had 3 opportunities to score but failed, uuurrrrrhrrrhhhh.\u00a0 During one of the breaks, she said that I should wear the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ireneeng.com\/?p=323\">white carpi<\/a> &#8230; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sizable parents and grandparents showed up for the last game\u00a0on home turf.\u00a0 But I thought it&#8217;s rather thin, given the size of the team.\u00a0 Slowpoke greeted me affectionately, made the coach &#8216;moan&#8217; as she\u00a0came to ask for sun screen: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to look like 60\u00a0when I&#8217;m only 30.&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0She had 3 opportunities to score [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-saga","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}