{"id":7049,"date":"2009-04-24T22:27:22","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T02:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/?p=7049"},"modified":"2009-04-24T22:27:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T02:27:22","slug":"how-to-get-permission","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=7049","title":{"rendered":"Golf course or intercourse?"},"content":{"rendered":"

What?!? A wife enjoys these many privileges and demands? I must be a total mess and failurer ..<\/p>\n

HOW TO GET PERMISSION TO PLAY GOLF<\/p>\n

Four married guys go golfing During the 4th hole the
\nfollowing conversation took place:<\/p>\n

1st Guy<\/em>:
\n‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
\nout golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I
\nwill paint every room in the house next weekend.’<\/p>\n

2nd Guy<\/em>:
\n‘That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I
\nwill build her a new deck for the pool.’<\/p>\n

3rd Guy<\/em>:
\n‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
\nthat I will remodel the kitchen for her.’<\/p>\n

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the
\nfourth guy has Not said a word.<\/p>\n

So they ask him, ‘You haven’t said anything about
\nwhat you had to do to be able to come golfing this
\nweekend. What’s the deal?’<\/p>\n

4th guy<\/em>:
\n‘I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I
\ngave the wife a slap on the ass and said: ‘Golf course
\nor intercourse?’ She said: ‘Wear sun-block’<\/p>\n

____<\/p>\n

Golfer’s foursome consists two married and two singles. It never failed that the bachelors would hurry off from the bar, every time. The two married with children find that amusing.
\nWaldo, what are you rushing home for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What?!? A wife enjoys these many privileges and demands? I must be a total mess and failurer .. HOW TO GET PERMISSION TO PLAY GOLF Four married guys go golfing During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: 1st Guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[32,30],"class_list":["post-7049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny-pages","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}