{"id":7587,"date":"2010-05-29T15:46:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-29T15:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/?p=7587"},"modified":"2011-09-29T15:50:37","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T15:50:37","slug":"my-daughter-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=7587","title":{"rendered":"My daughter-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pumpkin&#8217;s lacross team played their season finale, losing 5:8.  They lost most draws and the opposing team would score.  The visiting team&#8217;s players are huge and they would run <em>straight through<\/em> you to score.  Size does matter, everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>At the party after the game, a pretty and bubbly sophomore came over to introduce herself and said Pumpkin is so cute.  Later I learned that she actually proposed to King.  Oh my god.  I felt so lucky having such outgoing and beautiful daughter-in-law.  But it seemed that King has commitment problem.<br \/>\nUpon hearing it, he demurred: said nothing.<br \/>\nSo the future daughter-in-law asked him:<br \/>\n\u201cDON\u2019T you speak English?\u201d<br \/>\nHahaha .. she has humor too.<br \/>\nBut .. but .. her motivation to marry my son is to be Pumpkin&#8217;s sister-in-law .. hmmmmmm .. Remember the say that when something is too good to be true is probably not true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pumpkin&#8217;s lacross team played their season finale, losing 5:8. They lost most draws and the opposing team would score. The visiting team&#8217;s players are huge and they would run straight through you to score. Size does matter, everywhere. At the party after the game, a pretty and bubbly sophomore came over to introduce herself and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5,3],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-7587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kronicle","category-saga","category-uncategorized","tag-lacrosse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}