{"id":772,"date":"2007-09-07T22:15:49","date_gmt":"2007-09-08T02:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/2007\/09\/07\/im-a-50\/"},"modified":"2007-09-07T22:15:49","modified_gmt":"2007-09-08T02:15:49","slug":"im-a-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=772","title":{"rendered":"I’m a 5.0"},"content":{"rendered":"

player in tennis, the boo-boo queen, \u591a\u624b\u591a\u811a, \u7231\u7ba1\u95f2\u4e8b<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u516b\u5a46<\/font><\/span><\/span>, and the most popular jester.\u00a0 Last week I finally got the chance to play with Tony, as his partner.\u00a0\u00a0Did he need me?\u00a0 No.\u00a0 I guess that everyone wanted to see a good\u00a0show, so they paired me up with Tony, the real 5.0 against two guys.\u00a0 Having seen me\u00a0play, Tony told me at the get go, that I\u00a0should\u00a0just stay in the back and not to get too excited .. meaning not to reach for the ball that’s not mine.\u00a0 OK.\u00a0 Simple enough.\u00a0 I understand.\u00a0 But in reality, as usual, I did everything the opposite.\u00a0 Looking like a fool and entertained everyone.\u00a0 And we lost.\u00a0 Tony was mad.\u00a0 Horrified.\u00a0 So the next day when they paired us up again, I smartly asked Tony, darling, which side of the court should I take a seat, left or right = so I don’t get into his way.\u00a0 He firmly replied, “go to sit in the living room.”\u00a0 Yessir.\u00a0 We lost again.\u00a0 Haven’t heard from Tony since, :).\u00a0 Simon is losing his patience,\u00a0on the verge to drop me, “you never listen to me!”\u00a0 Don’t hit the shot that’s not yours!\u00a0 Yessir, everything you said is right, makes sense .. ..\u00a0 but in the heat of the battle, I just don’t remember what you said, lol.\u00a0 Never change, never improve ..<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

player in tennis, the boo-boo queen, \u591a\u624b\u591a\u811a, \u7231\u7ba1\u95f2\u4e8b\u00a0\u516b\u5a46, and the most popular jester.\u00a0 Last week I finally got the chance to play with Tony, as his partner.\u00a0\u00a0Did he need me?\u00a0 No.\u00a0 I guess that everyone wanted to see a good\u00a0show, so they paired me up with Tony, the real 5.0 against two guys.\u00a0 Having seen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}