{"id":776,"date":"2007-09-08T19:35:09","date_gmt":"2007-09-08T23:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/2007\/09\/08\/my-tongue-needs-a-massage\/"},"modified":"2007-09-08T19:35:09","modified_gmt":"2007-09-08T23:35:09","slug":"my-tongue-needs-a-massage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=776","title":{"rendered":"My tongue needs a massage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'\">How much can I eat?\u00a0 Let&#8217;s see what made me so bloated during the two semis (12:15-5:30): cantaloupe, lox n bagel, <span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'MS Song'\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\u70e9\u997c <\/font><\/span>(sorry you have to be Beijinger to know), ice cream, wine, kimchi, grapes, cranberry juice, water, beer .. not in that order.\u00a0 And I finished 1\/3 bag of watermelon seeds that I bought for the card game &#8211; forgot to serve.\u00a0 My tongue is in pain now, my lip is dry.\u00a0 They both need a massage, :)).\u00a0 After tennis or swimming, I crave spicy and soupy food, especially when the weather is humid.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much can I eat?\u00a0 Let&#8217;s see what made me so bloated during the two semis (12:15-5:30): cantaloupe, lox n bagel, \u70e9\u997c (sorry you have to be Beijinger to know), ice cream, wine, kimchi, grapes, cranberry juice, water, beer .. not in that order.\u00a0 And I finished 1\/3 bag of watermelon seeds that I bought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}