{"id":93,"date":"2007-04-22T22:37:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T02:37:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.IreneEng.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2011-05-02T22:49:27","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T22:49:27","slug":"did-i-get-dumped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Did I get dumped?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Sunny?\u00a0 You bet.\u00a0<br \/>\nHe dumped me so fast, that I didn&#8217;t even get a chance hitting a single shot with him.\u00a0 When I got to the court, he and Waldo were playing.\u00a0 As I put down my bag, tied my shoe laces, Kai showed up.\u00a0 So Sunny told me as matter of factly &#8216;to play with Waldo&#8217;.\u00a0 Sure.\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/lurewalter\">Waldo<\/a> for a while too :-((&#8230; lol.\u00a0 His European tour was quite a success, he banded up with\u00a0a group of Belgian kids,\u00a0and did it cheaply.\u00a0<br \/>\nNot the Japanese kids?\u00a0<br \/>\nNo, he said, it would have been too expensive.\u00a0 He let the\u00a0Belgian kids\u00a0use his name to advertise and was able to bring &#8216;some money home&#8217;.\u00a0\u00a0Profit only?\u00a0 Wait a second, didn&#8217;t your golfing buddies ask for pretty blonde groupies?\u00a0 Nein, the Fraulein are eating too much sausage and drinking way too much Bier&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Sunny?\u00a0 You bet.\u00a0 He dumped me so fast, that I didn&#8217;t even get a chance hitting a single shot with him.\u00a0 When I got to the court, he and Waldo were playing.\u00a0 As I put down my bag, tied my shoe laces, Kai showed up.\u00a0 So Sunny told me as matter of factly &#8216;to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tennis-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tennis.ireneeng.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}