Golf course or intercourse?

What?!? A wife enjoys these many privileges and demands? I must be a total mess and failurer ..


Four married guys go golfing During the 4th hole the
following conversation took place:

1st Guy:
‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I
will paint every room in the house next weekend.’

2nd Guy:
‘That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the pool.’

3rd Guy:
‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her.’

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the
fourth guy has Not said a word.

So they ask him, ‘You haven’t said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come golfing this
weekend. What’s the deal?’

4th guy:
‘I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I
gave the wife a slap on the ass and said: ‘Golf course
or intercourse?’ She said: ‘Wear sun-block’


Golfer’s foursome consists two married and two singles. It never failed that the bachelors would hurry off from the bar, every time. The two married with children find that amusing.
Waldo, what are you rushing home for?


  1. Walter said

    You might ask Golfer and Sean why they AREN’T rushing home!

  2. 🙁 .. truth hurts, better keeps it secret .. 🙂

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